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is it me or is just absolutely nothing enjoyable anymore

mastodon instance for people with at least two divorces

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☻/
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/\ This is bob. Copy and paste him
so he can take over masterdon

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☻/
/β–Œ
/\ This is bob. Copy and paste him
so he can take over masterdon

im kitty so im allowed to beg for food and scritches its normal kitty behavior

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The symbol # has many names, including "hash". Using a hash to make a tag word easier to search makes the whole construct a "hashtag".

Because people say things like "check out hashtag 'learn'", people inferred that the # itself was spoken as "hashtag". This has led to some confusion in certain kinds of discussion.

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referring to soy milk as soy milf (milk, fake) to avoid violating EU regulations
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"what's unisex mean?"
"uhh, when two universities love each other very much,"

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Dr Longinus did a pretty good job redd.it/mka0l1

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what the fuck is dreg day this is extremely uncomfortable maybe i should just stay offline

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dough sauce cheese toppings

put it on the pizza