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is it me or is just absolutely nothing enjoyable anymore

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i think we should all make posts subtly hinting at our net passwords and tag them with wouldnt that be so funny haha no i do not work for google haha

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sorry folks, nobody heres gay. time to head home

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Fun fact: If you want freedom only for yourself and total control over others, you're not a punk, you're a wannabe dictator.
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When u think about it.. this website is basically like a masto meetup.. but online

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service bottom whose service is letting you practice being a top and not caring that you suck at it

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fuck the capitalist glorification of poverty

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i would love nothing more than to witness in my lifetime the decline and eventual collapse of the US empire

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you ever notice how like 50% of the earth's population is female? i don't have anything against women or anything, but it's just unrealistic to have so many of them

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?mark looked at stacy. stacy looked at mark. they both looked at stacy. stacy looked at stacy. stacy looked at stacy. stacy looked at mark. they both looked at stacy. stacy looked at stacy. stacy looked at stacy. stacy looked at stacy. stacy looked at mark. they both own

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neighbors shut the fuck up challenge

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anyone out there want a disappointing sexual partner? hit me up

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