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is it me or is just absolutely nothing enjoyable anymore

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Stacy's Mom, i think she's donkey kong
It freaks me out that she's so wicked strong
She chased me up a tree
Tie's the only clothes i see
It's true I could be wrong
But I'm pretty sure she's Donkey Kong

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lewd adj 

shame that some people want nothing more than to be gigantic unapologetic whores but they are instead consumed by shame

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fun fact if you let your follow requests build up over a long period of time, if they get high enough, they’ll all just get accepted and your account won’t be private anymore

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hiring manager: whats your biggest weakness?
me: maids
hm: what
me: in 5 years i see myself working in a maid cafe, chasing my dreams

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if you think about it, all cartoon intros are pretty much just AMVs

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*stands in front of a shelf of retro video games* anyway here's my opinion on women,

shoutout to the fellow ugly as fuck posters

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Capitalism is when work alienates you from fucking your wife

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cooking shows be like

Judge: Your food tastes disgusting, you're ugly, and I hope you die.

Contestant: Thank you, Chef.

my time perception is fucked i login like at least once a week but it feels like ive been gone for a decade everytime

logging into masto just so people know im still alive and then leave again

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dough sauce cheese toppings

put it on the pizza