they/them 💖 24❤💛💙💚💜silly cat enby❤💛💙💚💜online entity
is it me or is just absolutely nothing enjoyable anymore
Say hello to Fen
Stacy's Mom, i think she's donkey kongIt freaks me out that she's so wicked strongShe chased me up a treeTie's the only clothes i seeIt's true I could be wrongBut I'm pretty sure she's Donkey Kong
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shame that some people want nothing more than to be gigantic unapologetic whores but they are instead consumed by shame
fun fact if you let your follow requests build up over a long period of time, if they get high enough, they’ll all just get accepted and your account won’t be private anymore
really makes you think. . .
hiring manager: whats your biggest weakness?me: maidshm: whatme: in 5 years i see myself working in a maid cafe, chasing my dreams
@uwu @deletescape relevant comic i think
if you think about it, all cartoon intros are pretty much just AMVs
*stands in front of a shelf of retro video games* anyway here's my opinion on women,
shoutout to the fellow ugly as fuck posters
Capitalism is when work alienates you from fucking your wife
If mental illness all in my head why body hurt?
cooking shows be likeJudge: Your food tastes disgusting, you're ugly, and I hope you die.Contestant: Thank you, Chef.
my time perception is fucked i login like at least once a week but it feels like ive been gone for a decade everytime
logging into masto just so people know im still alive and then leave again
sometimes i hunch foward and i feel like this fella
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put it on the pizza