Fun fact, the only way to change rate limits in mastodon is changing or deleting sources

just updated mastodon to v3.2.1 and notifications are completely broken. very nice. will give it a bit before going back to master, which is probably a worse idea

all sex havers will be banned from this instance

you may have got logged out again, had to do one last IP shuffle but now things are GOOD.

there is also a matrix server available (sign up at )
as well as

lastly for any now,oldschool people out there there is a mumble running as well

about to scale up the server because I hate money. in a moment, will be a blip in connectivity

things are looking a lot better overall, please let me know if you come across stuck or blank profiles

Site will be a lil sluggish while it finishes up refreshing all remote accounts on fixed code. It's about 1/3rd done, should finish in 4 hours

ok pretty much everything should be back now. a few accounts are still missing media from a bug where remote providers do not provide a correctly formatted name, so we are running on master now that has the fix, will refresh some more

remote account media is being refreshed for all known accounts (about 66k) and it should finish in about 6 hours. assuming mastodon works. which it doesnt

done. remote media is intentionally missing, some stuff may be blank for a lil while because mastodon is dogshit made by idiots.

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slamming the server doors shut momentarily to get some backups done and start the maintenance

hello carbiverse friends, server will be going down for maint tonight. a new IP will also be assigned so you may not be able to reach the site while your DNS catches up

stay saucy

! ACHTUNG ! the server upgrade and move will be taking place this morning. downtime will be a few minutes, but DNS record updating may take a few hours for some providers

OK pizza pals, as mentioned I am going to upgrade, and I asked beforehand, this will result in new IP.

Right now the server is in Chicago on Telia, but it's had a few maint and downtimes over the year so I am thinking of moving to INAP

DO YOU care where content is served from in the US? It's all really fast but here's your options

Actually ACHTUNG! I am going to be upgrading the machine at the provider and it may get moved to a new rack and get a new IP - requiring DNS changes. This may take a few hours to propagate across your DNS

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hello fello pizza fans. the instance will be down for a few for upgrades at 05:00 UTC (in 20 minutes)

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dough sauce cheese toppings

put it on the pizza