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my current guilty pleasure is looking at articles about the fediverse and mastodon and laughing at stuff they get wrong

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its useful when u haven't got much time in the morning so u can brush ur teeth while you shower and you left washing up from last night so u bring it in the shower with u

men's six in one shampoo/toothpaste/car oil/conditioner/washing up liquid/shaving gel

*mc ride voice* the wheels on the bus go

round

and

ROUND

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fedi block thing, absolute madness 

my brain gon have an aneurysm if i read more shit like this

always come on here and someone saying some dumb ass shit

watching a def con talk about buttplug hacking

tell me about bane

why does he wear the ass

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Would you please sign my petition?

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To make whiney congressman play
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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
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