a cat @a_cat@loves.pizza

No matter how hard I look elsewhere, this is probably the most perfect PC to walk into starbucks and sit next to a macbook air user with

if i set my tesla to self-driving mode then i can watch rick and morty and post on r/gaming WHILE i drive! #epic #mindblown

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Happy Valentine’s Day from me and Bear! May you find someone you enjoy as much as Bear enjoys biting my forearm while bunny kicking my hand

making toots n just sitting there waiting for the bros reaction

Bi n alone BUT i got beans

wanna b my valentine
(CW: photo of a person, slightly suggestive, no eye contact)

calm down bottoms

Doris making mischief

#mastocats #cats

i don my jobe and wizard jat

God, honestly, fuck Discord

"Ooooh, there's no open source solution that's as good as Discord"

NO SHIT. They're doing the absolute best they can to keep it that way, too, aren't they.

horny for hugs

alentine's ay.

For those of us who will be getting neither the V nor the D today.